Sherclod Holmes @wallhackio@cat.family
the clodvestigator
i answer to Caleb, Clodsire, Clodboy, Clod, and Bumby. very leftist.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. recovering software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
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Joined Nov 2022
@vaporeon_ yeah there's a chain of retail stores in the states called CVS
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jimmy neutron is actually composed of three jimmy quarks, held together by a james bond
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Sex work? I sure hope it does!
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Everyone on the internet (not you if you can read this [except caleb]) is so fucking exhausting
@cam i was looking at my bookmarks for something and stumbled across this work of art
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@cam so glad i bookmarked this one
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@coriander on paper I like it but it practice it was very disappointing to me
hey @coriander how did you feel about the fuckin island in rdr2
@cam fuck yeah
@coriander is this canon
@niki 1 of every 3 mastodon users pick the wrong fucking option
I've heard so many siivagunner rips of the dk rap that the original sounds weird to me now
re: lewd, bad
@aescling delet this
@sakuraba now I just noticed your name
the clodvestigator
i answer to Caleb, Clodsire, Clodboy, Clod, and Bumby. very leftist.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. recovering software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
30+
he/him
Joined Nov 2022
