Sherclod Holmes @wallhackio@cat.family
the clodvestigator
i answer to Caleb, Clodsire, Clodboy, Clod, and Bumby. very leftist.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. recovering software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
30+
he/him
Joined Nov 2022
this recent stretch of narrative in read dead 2 has been sooooo good
@coriander he did a little winky :')
@vaporeon_ we blacklist and softblock many instances
@coriander hes perfect
Sherclod Holmes
boosted
@vaporeon_ join glitchcat we filter (most of the) bullshit
Sherclod Holmes
boosted
the "speed racer was good, actually" folks were actually right
just got a big ass cantaloupe from the local farm, it is now officially summer
@coriander @yuriposting very sugoi, very yeehaw
@hoja sounds like someone needs to learn to trust the process
@amy genuinely the hardest part of being an adult
the "speed racer was good, actually" folks were actually right
my toxic trait is that i got every single piece of armor that existed in tears of the kingdom leveled up to four stars
@coriander i dont understand her either but i trust she knows what shes doin
the clodvestigator
i answer to Caleb, Clodsire, Clodboy, Clod, and Bumby. very leftist.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. recovering software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
30+
he/him
Joined Nov 2022
