Sherclod Holmes @wallhackio@cat.family
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i go by Clodsire, Clodboy and Bumby.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
"the thing you need to understand about @wallhackio is that he is utterly sick in the head. this is partially a compliment. but not entirely" ~aescling
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@catsalad today they are currently flopped out at the highest, and warmest, point in the house.
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Here's Kyrie who still needs to be told how pretty she is now as the eldest pet (at 6?)
I have started calling her the Matriarch of the Household ™️ but maybe The Lady ™️ would work better
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@lapis we just started it
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I made this interesting observation yesterday (though going through my phone gallery I had simply failed to notice): Puck has tabby stripes but seemingly (currently?) Only on his tail
maybe the reason ocarina of time was the greatest game of all time was because it had a fishing minigame
@lapis we watched 4 episodes which is SO MUCH to take in at once
@lapis probably wouldn't make me feel any less overstimulated but it is a rotary dual phone, an objectively cool thing to own, so it probably would help a little
@lapis it was because I watched kill la kill so it was my pleasure, actually
@lapis got super overstimulated last night so I took an eight hour nap
@Lady i mean, on second watch i see it more clearly
@Lady sounds like a deal, sign me up
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the clodvestigator
i go by Clodsire, Clodboy and Bumby.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
"the thing you need to understand about @wallhackio is that he is utterly sick in the head. this is partially a compliment. but not entirely" ~aescling
30+
he/him
Joined Nov 2022
