Sherclod Holmes @wallhackio@cat.family
the clodvestigator
i go by Clodsire, Clodboy and Bumby.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
"the thing you need to understand about @wallhackio is that he is utterly sick in the head. this is partially a compliment. but not entirely" ~aescling
30+
he/him
Joined Nov 2022
@lapis @baronvonjace you were supposed to say "under where" and then i would reply "haha you said underwear" and I don't have anything in my script for this response
@lapis @baronvonjace its actually under here
@cam is your headache better
@cam good morning cam
Sherclod Holmes
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@wallhackio have this as consolation. He's been tuckered out for a while
And if you're ever in the area (or I move very close but in a non-creepy manner) you have my permission to pet Puck and cuddle him
@lapis no, unfortunately, i just stumbled on this old picture
I am normal and can be trusted with the five pound bag of coffee beans
@coriander oh you're so right actually
@The_T I don't know what this means but I assume it is bad news for me
@The_T 🛡️🛡️🛡️ 
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my hot take is that they should not have fixed sonic's design in the sonic movie because it would have been extremely funny if it released like that
@lapis he seems very opinionated
@coriander if this about what I think it's about then lmfao
are beavers even real
@alyssa what medium
the clodvestigator
i go by Clodsire, Clodboy and Bumby.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
"the thing you need to understand about @wallhackio is that he is utterly sick in the head. this is partially a compliment. but not entirely" ~aescling
30+
he/him
Joined Nov 2022
