Sherclod Holmes @wallhackio@cat.family
the clodvestigator
i go by Clodsire, Clodboy and Bumby.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
"the thing you need to understand about @wallhackio is that he is utterly sick in the head. this is partially a compliment. but not entirely" ~aescling
30+
he/him
Joined Nov 2022
@coriander giant slide is fuckin hilarious
@coriander who the fuck is Gmac Cash
@Lady would you consider fire emblem three houses "woke"
https://youtu.be/zBtD-hezO3Q?is=xs8d-fipVk_FY4Ws
@coriander has goblin ever heard the michigan theme song before
spoilers for Riven, a game you should play 100% blind like Outer Wilds
@coriander oh that's a shame
Discovering the in-world number system is one of my favorite videogame moments ever
@_GreyWolf The Woke Content Detector group on steam made a giant spreadsheet of their reviews for various games. This is their entry for Ultrakill
@cam it lets you pick pronouns
@coriander I would kill to get you to play Riven: the Sequel to Myst and livetoot the experience
@cam damn. I hope you at least have access to painkillers and maybe a nap
@sudo_EatPant he called me, he doesn't think its woke
the Woke Content Detector review of Disco Elysium concludes that whether the game is pro- or anti-communism is "unclear"
@sudo_EatPant there are no pokemon games on the list??????
pretty sure a word in here is offensive but im not entirely sure
surprisingly, the classic steam game "My Wife Sucked a Futanari's Toes" is considered Woke
@soft accidentally memorizing the three-digit code on the back of my credit card is one of the worst financial decisions i have ever made
the clodvestigator
i go by Clodsire, Clodboy and Bumby.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
"the thing you need to understand about @wallhackio is that he is utterly sick in the head. this is partially a compliment. but not entirely" ~aescling
30+
he/him
Joined Nov 2022
