Sherclod Holmes @wallhackio@cat.family
the clodvestigator
i go by Clodsire, Clodboy and Bumby.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
"the thing you need to understand about @wallhackio is that he is utterly sick in the head. this is partially a compliment. but not entirely" ~aescling
30+
he/him
Joined Nov 2022
reporting every single one of you for failing to inform me that DK64 was finally added to nintendo switch online
@coriander i would like to go to waffle house someday
@coriander i have never once been to a waffle house
@coriander TAKE ME WITH YOU
re: clodboy actually don't open this one it's about Red Dead
@coriander i wanna open it SO BAD
what if i had dinner for a midnight snack at 11pm
re: read dead redemption 2 minor spoilers
@coriander javier sang his little song around the campfire and everyone sang along and got drunk it was beautiful
read dead redemption 2 minor spoilers
@coriander i just got Jack back
@coriander a video essay aint shit unless it is at least three hours long
@coriander i did not know that mrs caldwell gervais made yeehaw videos, what a glorious day 
Sherclod Holmes
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@wallhackio NEVER STOP GAMBLING!!!!!!!!!
@coriander for me the game has been at its best when it gives the player room to breathe
big news everybody i profited 80 fictional cents in read dead redemption poker
@Satsuma you hop on the wagon and throw the driver off of it
@Satsuma officer it was an accident i swear
alc i guess?
probably the most realistic thing about red dead redemption 2 is that you can get shitfaced drunk and start fawning over stray cats
Sherclod Holmes
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Not going to bed quite yet but take your bets on if I will sleep better tonight!
the clodvestigator
i go by Clodsire, Clodboy and Bumby.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
"the thing you need to understand about @wallhackio is that he is utterly sick in the head. this is partially a compliment. but not entirely" ~aescling
30+
he/him
Joined Nov 2022
