Sherclod Holmes @wallhackio@cat.family
the clodvestigator
i answer to Caleb, Clodsire, Clodboy, Clod, and Bumby. very leftist.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. recovering software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
30+
he/him
Joined Nov 2022
re: clodboy lore drop
@baronvonjace I loved that game dearly as a child. Sadly I lost the cartridge sometime during middle school and was never able to find it again
clodboy lore drop
i learned how to draw hands from the Sonic Advance 2 box art
@The_T what the FUCK is a drawfee
how the FUCK do you draw a horse
Sherclod Holmes
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It's not nightmarishly hot today, just normal hot 
@vaporeon_ what the fuck
@lapis @coriander oh my roommate has it
@coriander this better not be another Night Vale Fiasco
@coriander what is green yuri
@Thomas delaware slander 
alc
15% abv is not fucking around
Sherclod Holmes
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@monorail can you get me some taco bell
@aescling IT WAS. AN ACCIDENT!
the clodvestigator
i answer to Caleb, Clodsire, Clodboy, Clod, and Bumby. very leftist.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. recovering software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
30+
he/him
Joined Nov 2022
