Sherclod Holmes @wallhackio@cat.family
the clodvestigator
i go by Clodsire, Clodboy and Bumby.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
"the thing you need to understand about @wallhackio is that he is utterly sick in the head. this is partially a compliment. but not entirely" ~aescling
30+
he/him
Joined Nov 2022
food
one of my pão de queiros seems to have undergone mitosis
The got damn cheese balls kept rolling when I tried to put them in the oven 
@vaporeon_ Pao de quiejo. Its a cheesy bread thing
A euphoria so powerful it jolted me out of the too-depressed-to-cook mines
Currently experiencing the introverted euphoria where a social function I was going to attend was suddenly cancelled 
@lapis I lied I'm making it today actually
Sherclod Holmes
boosted
imagining bread.. naan fiction
Sherclod Holmes
boosted
@cam is this FoM
hey @lapis what was that cheesy bread thing you mentioned to me ages ago
@proto i love you
@vaporeon_ I believe its a greyscale laser printer
@vaporeon_ my roommates own one so that will not be an issue for quite a while
@vaporeon_ I did own one but I couldn't fit it in my car when I moved so I had to give it away 
the clodvestigator
i go by Clodsire, Clodboy and Bumby.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
"the thing you need to understand about @wallhackio is that he is utterly sick in the head. this is partially a compliment. but not entirely" ~aescling
30+
he/him
Joined Nov 2022
