Sherclod Holmes @wallhackio@cat.family
the clodvestigator
i go by Clodsire, Clodboy and Bumby.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
"the thing you need to understand about @wallhackio is that he is utterly sick in the head. this is partially a compliment. but not entirely" ~aescling
30+
he/him
Joined Nov 2022
@Thomas the fuck is Blank Check (1994)
@Thomas the fuck is Tone Loc
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@cam ah yeah that sounds very stressful, im sorry you're going through all of that
I just tried to send someone a dm by typing "git push" into the text box
@The_T I did not realize that the 3DS version came out 15 years ago, damn
accidentally just made a package for managing a thread pool for a Deno script
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@coriander wikipedia always thinks i live in indonesia so i think our internet is Fucked
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@coriander I DONT KNOWWWWWW
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@coriander oh my god their website is a fucking nightmare on our SLOW ASS INTERNET
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@coriander do you remember the name 👀
I don't think I've seen a single Normal post from a normal.style user
@jackdaw_ruiz delete your account.
Sherclod Holmes
boosted
putting down a fresh & hot cheese pizza at the table for you and your family, and then shaking my inverted keyboard over it like "say when!" 😄
re: alc
@coriander of all the Bullshit my parents have done I'm actually fine with this one, grapefruit slaps actually
re: alc
@aescling @coriander thanks to you i have now unlocked the ability to perform asexual reproduction: 
re: alc
@Thomas @coriander hops are the most expensive ingredient in beer so I have a hard time not believing they do this shit for the love of the game
the clodvestigator
i go by Clodsire, Clodboy and Bumby.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
"the thing you need to understand about @wallhackio is that he is utterly sick in the head. this is partially a compliment. but not entirely" ~aescling
30+
he/him
Joined Nov 2022
