Sherclod Holmes @wallhackio@cat.family
the clodvestigator
i go by Clodsire, Clodboy and Bumby.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
"the thing you need to understand about @wallhackio is that he is utterly sick in the head. this is partially a compliment. but not entirely" ~aescling
30+
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Joined Nov 2022
@aescling and I seem to be going through about 2 gallons of water a day
@Thomas I'm catsitting my neighbor's boy while they're on vacation for two weeks so I'm about to take care of that
@vaporeon_ good morning
Sherclod Holmes
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@coriander @aescling this just gave me flashbacks to the stupid piece of shit minigame the Dreamcast version of Rayman 2 would make you do after beating a level
@cam the "it's ok" review by someone with >1000 hours is funny every time
Sherclod Holmes
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@monorail would you consider yourself a fan of Music
This stupid idiot wasp in my room is trying its hardest to escape and keeps slamming into the upper half of my open window instead of flying through the sizeable open portion below
@lapis 29% of all mastodon users would fuck, marry, and kill spider-man
Sherclod Holmes
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@vaporeon_ night night
the clodvestigator
i go by Clodsire, Clodboy and Bumby.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
"the thing you need to understand about @wallhackio is that he is utterly sick in the head. this is partially a compliment. but not entirely" ~aescling
30+
he/him
Joined Nov 2022
