Sherclod Holmes @wallhackio@cat.family
the clodvestigator
i answer to Caleb, Clodsire, Clodboy, Clod, and Bumby. very leftist.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. recovering software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
30+
he/him
sgraMrt
Joined Nov 2022
@AsterMeadows peak male performance
miko has strong opinions about the fact that I ceased petting him for 0.000002 seconds
Sherclod Holmes
boosted
@cam i was referencing a post vappy boosted: https://masto.doskel.net/@doskel/113416199336484942
@Thomas ah man now i miss my old record player
i am normal and can be trusted to check my socket implementation
@soft she just like mii fr
re: alc
@alyssa tomorrow 
re: alc
@cam happy cam day!!!!
re: alc
@cam WAIT ITS YOUR BIRTHDAT ISNT IT
re: alc
@cam they're leaving for vacation today so they had to give it early
Sherclod Holmes
boosted
bad, bad, bad idea that someone less cis than i am should run with:
every time a bell rings, an angel gets their wings.
but every time a transfeminine person gets bottom surgery, a hairless guinea pig is born. be free, little testicle. be freeeeee
@wigglytuffitout this is the worst thing I've read all month, thanks for posting
@lapis I don't have any plans today other than catsitting, should be a relaxing day
the clodvestigator
i answer to Caleb, Clodsire, Clodboy, Clod, and Bumby. very leftist.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. recovering software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
30+
he/him
sgraMrt
Joined Nov 2022
