Sherclod Holmes @wallhackio@cat.family
the clodvestigator
i go by Clodsire, Clodboy and Bumby.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
"the thing you need to understand about @wallhackio is that he is utterly sick in the head. this is partially a compliment. but not entirely" ~aescling
30+
he/him
Joined Nov 2022
@BestGirlGrace dual boot firm mare
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@coriander who is grusha
Sherclod Holmes
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nintendo should invent a regional variant of clodsire that's unmistakably a whale just to throw more gas on this fire
@coriander an unusual synonym for a whale but I'll accept it
Sherclod Holmes
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@wallhackio Wild we've only been friends for like a year and a half tbh
@vaporeon_ coldsire ❄️ 
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@aescling this is crucial information. Thanks for sharing
Sherclod Holmes
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@coriander wild you still don't understand that clodsire is a whale after a year and a half of me explaining it to you
@vaporeon_ reject being normal, embrace being clod
Sherclod Holmes
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i haven't been posting over here much, but here's a quick update:
furious I lived 30.95 years without having Tapatio in my life
@vaporeon_ holy shit it's cubical
@holly damn I'll take a mentos then
Sherclod Holmes
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@vaporeon_ what is a nextcybe
Sherclod Holmes
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@holly does your supermarket sell halva
the clodvestigator
i go by Clodsire, Clodboy and Bumby.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
"the thing you need to understand about @wallhackio is that he is utterly sick in the head. this is partially a compliment. but not entirely" ~aescling
30+
he/him
Joined Nov 2022
