Sherclod Holmes @wallhackio@cat.family
the clodvestigator
i answer to Caleb, Clodsire, Clodboy, Clod, and Bumby. very leftist.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. recovering software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
30+
he/him
sgraMrt
Joined Nov 2022
@lapis just hung out with neighbors two days in a row and I had a great time, but now my social battery is utterly depleted so I am taking it easy today. How is your Saturday going
@BestGirlGrace dual boot firm mare
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@coriander who is grusha
Sherclod Holmes
boosted
nintendo should invent a regional variant of clodsire that's unmistakably a whale just to throw more gas on this fire
@coriander an unusual synonym for a whale but I'll accept it
Sherclod Holmes
boosted
@wallhackio Wild we've only been friends for like a year and a half tbh
@vaporeon_ coldsire ❄️ 
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@aescling this is crucial information. Thanks for sharing
@coriander wild you still don't understand that clodsire is a whale after a year and a half of me explaining it to you
@vaporeon_ reject being normal, embrace being clod
Sherclod Holmes
boosted
i haven't been posting over here much, but here's a quick update:
furious I lived 30.95 years without having Tapatio in my life
@vaporeon_ holy shit it's cubical
@holly damn I'll take a mentos then
@vaporeon_ what is a nextcybe
@holly does your supermarket sell halva
the clodvestigator
i answer to Caleb, Clodsire, Clodboy, Clod, and Bumby. very leftist.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. recovering software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
30+
he/him
sgraMrt
Joined Nov 2022
