Sherclod Holmes @wallhackio@cat.family
the clodvestigator
i answer to Caleb, Clodsire, Clodboy, Clod, and Bumby. very leftist.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. recovering software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
30+
he/him
sgraMrt
Joined Nov 2022
@vaporeon_ coldsire ❄️ 
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@aescling this is crucial information. Thanks for sharing
@coriander wild you still don't understand that clodsire is a whale after a year and a half of me explaining it to you
@vaporeon_ reject being normal, embrace being clod
Sherclod Holmes
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i haven't been posting over here much, but here's a quick update:
furious I lived 30.95 years without having Tapatio in my life
@vaporeon_ holy shit it's cubical
@holly damn I'll take a mentos then
@vaporeon_ what is a nextcybe
@holly does your supermarket sell halva
@coriander whether or not it was intentional I think it's something the dev has deliberately leaned into in later updates
Sherclod Holmes
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@packetcat you are stronger then me, I listened to the first song and noped out immediately
@cam wait he does??
her: you better not be scheming some evil plan
my conniving ass:
the clodvestigator
i answer to Caleb, Clodsire, Clodboy, Clod, and Bumby. very leftist.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. recovering software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
30+
he/him
sgraMrt
Joined Nov 2022
