Sherclod Holmes @wallhackio@cat.family
the clodvestigator
i answer to Caleb, Clodsire, Clodboy, Clod, and Bumby. very leftist.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. recovering software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
30+
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sgraMrt
Joined Nov 2022
@coriander whether or not it was intentional I think it's something the dev has deliberately leaned into in later updates
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@packetcat you are stronger then me, I listened to the first song and noped out immediately
@cam wait he does??
her: you better not be scheming some evil plan
my conniving ass:
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It's an urban legend that Oppenheimer said "I am become death, destroyer of worlds" after witnessing the first successful atomic bomb detonation. What he actually said was "wow, this blew up, check out my soundcloud"
@monorail banger toot
@BestGirlGrace shout outs to the plural quarterback for the minnesota vikings
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you've heard of truth tables, now get ready for lie algebra
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@vaporeon_ what's wrong with knowing about the raspberry pi 5
@vaporeon_ it just occurred to me I really should have grabbed the gamecube from my parents before I went no contact
go go gadget: third coffee!
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ghostface is the one mii i dont really introduce to other miis on my tomodachi life because it's funny to alienate him from society
except for, for some reason, he is ultra friends with coriander
@lapis @apLundell @Taweret @Thomas @coriander I genuinely forgor that the slingshot existed 💀
the clodvestigator
i answer to Caleb, Clodsire, Clodboy, Clod, and Bumby. very leftist.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. recovering software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
30+
he/him
sgraMrt
Joined Nov 2022
