Sherclod Holmes @wallhackio@cat.family
the clodvestigator
i go by Clodsire, Clodboy and Bumby.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
"the thing you need to understand about @wallhackio is that he is utterly sick in the head. this is partially a compliment. but not entirely" ~aescling
30+
he/him
Joined Nov 2022
@The_T @vaporeon_ that's a pretty big window lol
@cam i want to go to brazil
@The_T @vaporeon_ I am 30.94 years old
@The_T @vaporeon_ who cares if you're old, no matter your age youre still The Ti
@The_T @vaporeon_ wait it works what the fuck
Sherclod Holmes
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@lapis the clodvestigation is still ongoing 🔍 
@lapis I was going to bake bread today but my starter isn't working so I'm probably gonna take it easy
treating myself to a massive breakfast 
Sherclod Holmes
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@wallhackio was just ranting about how much he hates jujutsu kaisen befur going to the bathroom. after he finished he continued his diatribe as if he hadn’t just been going to the bathroom fur a couple minutes
@cam 0/10 game
Sherclod Holmes
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@cam for a second I thought you meant irl instead of in tomadatchi
@murz how have i never considered this....
roasted vegetables
@coriander someone should really do something about whoever's responsible for this
@cam you may lay down but only for up to one hour
@coriander oh you think you've got it tough? well, gas is a whole $4.30 over here
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the clodvestigator
i go by Clodsire, Clodboy and Bumby.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
"the thing you need to understand about @wallhackio is that he is utterly sick in the head. this is partially a compliment. but not entirely" ~aescling
30+
he/him
Joined Nov 2022
