Sherclod Holmes @wallhackio@cat.family
the clodvestigator
i answer to Caleb, Clodsire, Clodboy, Clod, and Bumby. very leftist.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. recovering software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
30+
he/him
sgraMrt
Joined Nov 2022
hot take
balatro is good, imo
@SportsGoblin when my hair gets too long i dont enjoy stepping outside when its windy i dont know he does it
@holly hi gamer i am very tired
so it turns out that exercising while drunk is unpleasant, actually
@coriander @aescling I prefer the version of myself from 30 seconds ago who hadn't read these comments yet
@aescling @coriander how does something like this even become a news story
@Lucy fuck yeah
@alas I'm sorry but we really like sitting in chairs. It's just something we do
@coriander what is this about this time
@alas that shit fixed me
@ashly @vaporeon_ pickled carrots will change your life
pickled onions 😋
@coriander @BestGirlGrace when I saw the dispatch demon lady my first thought was "cori would probably really like her"
@murz wow yeah actually, what a great way to put it
@The_T yeah I could have worded it differently
@aescling you didn't vote
the clodvestigator
i answer to Caleb, Clodsire, Clodboy, Clod, and Bumby. very leftist.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. recovering software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
30+
he/him
sgraMrt
Joined Nov 2022
