Sherclod Holmes @wallhackio@cat.family
the clodvestigator
i go by Clodsire, Clodboy and Bumby.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
"the thing you need to understand about @wallhackio is that he is utterly sick in the head. this is partially a compliment. but not entirely" ~aescling
30+
he/him
Joined Nov 2022
the AI assistant at my bank plays keyboard sound effects after you say anything before she responds to your question
AI: "How can I help you today?"
Me: "I would like to speak to a human being."
AI: [keyboard sfx] "Okay, great. I will transfer you to one of our operators."
@Thomas wow absolutely horrible
@coriander @aescling the hell is Code Monkeys
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Hey someone messed up my comfy chair blanket! Who could the culprit possibly be??
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TIL Bruno Mars is not black
@coriander I knew they couldn't be trusted.
⬅️ ate too many snacks
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nothing more comfy than her teddy bear for Queen Mother Zenobia
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car fixed!!! 🔍 
windy as hell today
@vaporeon_ I've always wanted to do that
@lapis you can use it I give you permission
@vaporeon_ they should let me have 85 degrees
@vaporeon_ imagine taking a compsci class that uses the dragon book and then i build a compiler!!
imagine taking any humanities class that has foucault so I finally read foucault!!!
@vaporeon_ to learn more everything
I want to take math classes and compsci classes and physics classes and film classes and english classes and and history classes and gender studies classes
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the clodvestigator
i go by Clodsire, Clodboy and Bumby.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
"the thing you need to understand about @wallhackio is that he is utterly sick in the head. this is partially a compliment. but not entirely" ~aescling
30+
he/him
Joined Nov 2022
