Sherclod Holmes @wallhackio@cat.family
the clodvestigator
i go by Clodsire, Clodboy and Bumby.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
"the thing you need to understand about @wallhackio is that he is utterly sick in the head. this is partially a compliment. but not entirely" ~aescling
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re: Tunic, fairly incomprehensible puzzle notes spoiler
@Lucy damn there are so many interesting videogames what a beautiful world we live in
re: Tunic, fairly incomprehensible puzzle notes spoiler
@Lucy the last game I had to pull a notebook out to solve was Riven The Sequel To Myst
re: Tunic, fairly incomprehensible puzzle notes spoiler
@Lucy you're making me want to play tunic
@dragon I don't know what this means but it seems like it is funny so I favorited
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@wallhackio @Lucy I don't know if this is the original source, but it's the question here: https://www.quora.com/Atheists-imagine-youre-going-skydiving-with-a-Christian-baby-Suddenly-the-baby-tells-you-he-wont-open-his-parachute-until-you-renounce-atheism-and-accept-Jesus-as-your-lord-and-savior-What-would-you-do
@prplecake thank you!!!
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Message from Mr Mittens
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@amy literally me
@coriander @funkula @niki I watched that movie because I thought it would be so bad it was good but then I ended up liking it
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Everyone please enjoy this deeply funny product image I just found
@Satsuma its a subtoot
least masculine salad ingredient:
@himbovoorhees its make me feel like the spoons look like sperm
@coriander actually, it was precisely 25 posts. reported.
@coriander my investigative powers save the day once again
@coriander thighs elf
the clodvestigator
i go by Clodsire, Clodboy and Bumby.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
"the thing you need to understand about @wallhackio is that he is utterly sick in the head. this is partially a compliment. but not entirely" ~aescling
30+
he/him
Joined Nov 2022
