Sherclod Holmes @wallhackio@cat.family
the clodvestigator
i answer to Caleb, Clodsire, Clodboy, Clod, and Bumby. very leftist.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. recovering software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
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sgraMrt
Joined Nov 2022
re: Tunic, fairly incomprehensible puzzle notes spoiler
@Lucy the last game I had to pull a notebook out to solve was Riven The Sequel To Myst
re: Tunic, fairly incomprehensible puzzle notes spoiler
@Lucy you're making me want to play tunic
@dragon I don't know what this means but it seems like it is funny so I favorited
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@wallhackio @Lucy I don't know if this is the original source, but it's the question here: https://www.quora.com/Atheists-imagine-youre-going-skydiving-with-a-Christian-baby-Suddenly-the-baby-tells-you-he-wont-open-his-parachute-until-you-renounce-atheism-and-accept-Jesus-as-your-lord-and-savior-What-would-you-do
@prplecake thank you!!!
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Message from Mr Mittens
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@amy literally me
@coriander @funkula @niki I watched that movie because I thought it would be so bad it was good but then I ended up liking it
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Everyone please enjoy this deeply funny product image I just found
@Satsuma its a subtoot
least masculine salad ingredient:
@himbovoorhees its make me feel like the spoons look like sperm
@coriander actually, it was precisely 25 posts. reported.
@coriander my investigative powers save the day once again
@coriander thighs elf
@coriander wait i would like to see the thighs elf where is this
the clodvestigator
i answer to Caleb, Clodsire, Clodboy, Clod, and Bumby. very leftist.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. recovering software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
30+
he/him
sgraMrt
Joined Nov 2022
