Sherclod Holmes @wallhackio@cat.family
the clodvestigator
i go by Clodsire, Clodboy and Bumby.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
"the thing you need to understand about @wallhackio is that he is utterly sick in the head. this is partially a compliment. but not entirely" ~aescling
30+
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Joined Nov 2022
@coriander an exactly correct number of badgers, very impressive.
@aescling @vaporeon_ ooh yeah sesame oil salad sounds tasty
Sherclod Holmes
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@aescling @vaporeon_ sesame oil fucking slaps but its not really comparable to peanut oil
Both have similar smoke points but you tend not to fry with sesame oil because it is so strong and imparts that distinctive smoky flavor, and for me even a tiny bit goes an extremely long way
@alas what is this in reference to?
wait mgk just made a nu-metal song with fred durst lmaooooo??????????????
@cam the world is a strange and beautiful place
@cam wow this is art, thanks
@vaporeon_ every time my roommates cook with peanut oil the house smells soooooooo good 🤤
@vaporeon_ unfortunately i do not like the taste of olive oil 🥲
I know. I've tried. I've bought the good stuff. I just really, really dislike it. My loss.
Sherclod Holmes
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@wallhackio i'm always thinking this
this obscure, boring youtube short showing costco peanut oil with Halsey's Without Me playing in the background is hilarious to me for reasons I cannot explain
shouldve bought the 35 pounds of peanut oil from costco, dammit
@vaporeon_ I presumed they were oil drums full of peanut oil
@vaporeon_ we got a shitton of lettuce with this week's groceries and i plan to eat many salads so they don't go bad
@vaporeon_ cooking, frying things, and making salad dressings
@vaporeon_ acceptable 🛢️ 🛢️ 
🛢️ 🛢️ 🛢️
@vaporeon_ not enough
the clodvestigator
i go by Clodsire, Clodboy and Bumby.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
"the thing you need to understand about @wallhackio is that he is utterly sick in the head. this is partially a compliment. but not entirely" ~aescling
30+
he/him
Joined Nov 2022
