Sherclod Holmes @wallhackio@cat.family
the clodvestigator
i go by Clodsire, Clodboy and Bumby.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
"the thing you need to understand about @wallhackio is that he is utterly sick in the head. this is partially a compliment. but not entirely" ~aescling
30+
he/him
Joined Nov 2022
If you want to feel cool then add #dev to the URL to access secret options that I don't explain since I added them for as debugging options for myself!
re: doing really ridiculous invalid critique
@lapis this is very funny, i love weird bugs like this
Do you want to generate your own beautiful stardew math plots? Well, now you can, with https://stardewmath.clodsire.social !
The web site probably doesn't even have any bugs! We'll see!
@coriander shes weird imo
@coriander where is the fourth limb
@coriander my brain is struggling to physically understand the creature's orientation here
Sherclod Holmes
boosted
@aescling the stream API is a very functional Java thing implemented with monads that is normally used to write code that looks like
int sum = widgets.stream()
.filter(w -> w.getColor() == RED)
.mapToInt(w -> w.getWeight())
.sum();
But it is still called a Stream because it is lazily-evaluated and generic enough to represent parallel operations. So while there are comparisons to UNIX streams the Java Stream API is an orange to the UNIX stream apple.
the clodvestigator
i go by Clodsire, Clodboy and Bumby.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
"the thing you need to understand about @wallhackio is that he is utterly sick in the head. this is partially a compliment. but not entirely" ~aescling
30+
he/him
Joined Nov 2022
