Sherclod Holmes @wallhackio@cat.family

@murz oh I was interested in trying your game you mentioned the other day

apparently it is objectively less optimal to play stardew valley on a touchscreen lol

@coriander there is also a breeding mechanic and with excessive, laborious grinding you can create extremely rare white slimes which drop diamonds 100% of the time when killed

@coriander okay I looked it up. once you start a slime ranch slimes in your ranch will drop slime every day. that slime can be given to some craftable item which creates "slime eggs" that sell for genuinely great profit

for all my hater energy i direct onto c++ i will make one concession, which is that RAII is Good, Actually and it is a shame that other languages don't steal it

@coriander apparently its quite profitable if you know what you are doing but i am Unaware of how to slime

@vaporeon_ @aescling english, like C++, is a nonsense language invented by hacks

@vaporeon_ @aescling yes

@vaporeon_ @aescling "function" is slang for any social gathering.

cat wrote "a pier" which sounds she commanded you to "appear"

so i made a pun where it sounds like i say the word "appear" to materialize at any social gathering, like im a wizard casting a spell

@aescling @vaporeon_ me when i appear at the function

@aescling but i would get it if someone said it because im built different

@aescling i think it more implies that Puppy Dog City is my entire universe

@aescling the statement implies that apple pies baked from scratch are dependent upon Puppy Dog City

to bake an apple pie from scratch, you first need to invent Puppy Dog City

@coriander FUCK the glacierfish

Apparently this was a massive steal for the lions and while I want to be happy about that, the "fun tidbit" makes me not trust him at all

@lapis another reason Linus is wife tier

@lapis @holly my mom used to dm me instagram shorts about conservative conspiracy theories

Children of 12 Angry Men

it's funny how hard it is to explain what mastodon is given that everyday usage of it just feels like gay twitter