Sherclod Holmes @wallhackio@cat.family
the clodvestigator
i answer to Caleb, Clodsire, Clodboy, Clod, and Bumby. very leftist.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. recovering software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
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sgraMrt
Joined Nov 2022
@aescling is this a serious criticism or are you being nitpicky
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@aescling i wonder who this could be a subtoot of
@vaporeon_ @The_T I like this one
@coriander brb moving to seattle
re: Pizza
@Lucy brb moving to oklahoma
re: Pizza
@Lucy what is the lucy's pizza recipe?
re: Pizza
@Lucy need
re: Stardew Valley
@lapis sam loves pizza, and you can buy some from gus!
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the way you move just has a certain "je ne sais qwop",
my propaganda that javascript promises are stinky when you need to account for cancellation is proving extremely True right about now
@lapis @coriander I, too, was once faced with confusion, and also had to ask https://glitch.cat.family/@wallhackio/115931836028638763
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Back from grooming (a "pawdicure")
She was so squirmy they needed a second person but other than that she was a good girl.
She's really mellow right now
@lapis @coriander this is referring to La Mulana
One of my favorite things about balatro is that Egg is a really good card
the clodvestigator
i answer to Caleb, Clodsire, Clodboy, Clod, and Bumby. very leftist.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. recovering software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
30+
he/him
sgraMrt
Joined Nov 2022
