Sherclod Holmes @wallhackio@cat.family
the clodvestigator
i go by Clodsire, Clodboy and Bumby.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
"the thing you need to understand about @wallhackio is that he is utterly sick in the head. this is partially a compliment. but not entirely" ~aescling
30+
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Joined Nov 2022
@vaporeon_ I wrote my stardew math script in javascripts 
@The_T exactly. some things are just best learned through experience
@vaporeon_ that's more specifically a web development crime than a javascript crime imo
@vaporeon_ lets all just agree to make peace by hating on C++
@Ghast art imitates life
@aescling like, if I gave you one of my thermodynamics textbooks a few weeks ago I'm not going to say that you have no excuse for not knowing what a partition function is. it takes months of dedicated study to read a technical text properly
@aescling this really isn't fair. It's a large book that I have not read in great detail
@lapis if vampires piss do they piss blood? is the blood blue?
they will literally send you to jail for learning concepts in your own weird way that makes sense to you
@aescling yeah I know
@aescling I learned how the Unix pipe worked from reading https://github.com/tc39/proposal-pipeline-operator
@aescling my introduction to the unix pipe was from functional programming so I envisioned the data flowing from one command to the next in beautiful sequential purity
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@aescling I just knew that you were immediately going to subtoot our real-life conversation before I opened fedi
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@soft new pfp!!!!!
@coriander twin approved, it seems
the clodvestigator
i go by Clodsire, Clodboy and Bumby.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
"the thing you need to understand about @wallhackio is that he is utterly sick in the head. this is partially a compliment. but not entirely" ~aescling
30+
he/him
Joined Nov 2022
