Sherclod Holmes @wallhackio@cat.family
the clodvestigator
i answer to Caleb, Clodsire, Clodboy, Clod, and Bumby. very leftist.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. recovering software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
30+
he/him
sgraMrt
Joined Nov 2022
@aescling oh this is very good
🅱️🧲Ⓜ️🅱️Y 
🇱 🍞🅰️🇫
@aescling I have been known to watch 6 hour video essays
@aescling an internet-friendly numbered list, perhaps
@aescling @vaporeon_ they coudln't handle the truth
@aescling we must have a normal clodsire emojo without the hat or else report
@aescling @vaporeon_ im a visionary 🔭 
@vaporeon_ TT probably?
@vaporeon_ feels like such an arbitrary way to make an acronym
@onfy hell yeah
@Lucy were they cut into pieces? or just pickled as large balls
how the fuck is TTY short for teletype?????
@coriander thank you golbin 🙏
the clodvestigator
i answer to Caleb, Clodsire, Clodboy, Clod, and Bumby. very leftist.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. recovering software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
30+
he/him
sgraMrt
Joined Nov 2022
