Sherclod Holmes @wallhackio@cat.family
the clodvestigator
i go by Clodsire, Clodboy and Bumby.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
"the thing you need to understand about @wallhackio is that he is utterly sick in the head. this is partially a compliment. but not entirely" ~aescling
30+
he/him
Joined Nov 2022
🅱️🧲Ⓜ️🅱️Y 
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@aescling I have been known to watch 6 hour video essays
@aescling an internet-friendly numbered list, perhaps
@aescling @vaporeon_ they coudln't handle the truth
@aescling we must have a normal clodsire emojo without the hat or else report
@aescling @vaporeon_ im a visionary 🔭 
@vaporeon_ TT probably?
@vaporeon_ feels like such an arbitrary way to make an acronym
@onfy hell yeah
@Lucy were they cut into pieces? or just pickled as large balls
how the fuck is TTY short for teletype?????
@coriander thank you golbin 🙏
@Lucy wow i never even thought to try that before. i have some brusell sprouts in the fridge, come to think of it....
the clodvestigator
i go by Clodsire, Clodboy and Bumby.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
"the thing you need to understand about @wallhackio is that he is utterly sick in the head. this is partially a compliment. but not entirely" ~aescling
30+
he/him
Joined Nov 2022
