@lapis on second thought, por que no los dos?
@coriander i meant it as a compliment you fuckin rube
@amy please pretend you didn't see the flushes
@coriander least cool golbin fact:
the one exception to "not ordered" is Mail-in Rebate, which I currently believe to be the top 1 joker
@Satsuma completionist++ is the same thing as shiny hunting
@Satsuma pokemon
@amy anyway balatro fucking sucks because I still don't have the achievement somehow, 0/10
shouts outs to that one time @amy asked me if would ever get completionist++ and i told her "fuck no"
the clodvestigator
i go by Clodsire, Clodboy and Bumby.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
"the thing you need to understand about @wallhackio is that he is utterly sick in the head. this is partially a compliment. but not entirely" ~aescling
30+
he/him