Sherclod Holmes @wallhackio@cat.family
the clodvestigator
i answer to Caleb, Clodsire, Clodboy, Clod, and Bumby. very leftist.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. recovering software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
30+
he/him
sgraMrt
Joined Nov 2022
you only voted for trump because you like fascismslop
@alas its beautiful....
@monorail after I blocked my mom on Instagram I started getting notifications from Instagram that I had unread dms
@aescling thanks for reminding me to check those
@lapis you get it
@cam @alas @vaporeon_ the Luddites were based tho
I should have a second coffee ☕ 
Sherclod Holmes
boosted
@coriander my ways are a mystery even unto myself
@holly happy hoppet day!!!
@vaporeon_ I can't find it unfortunately
@coriander Patrick gets me
@coriander my ways are a mystery even unto myself
@coriander I ate it 🍴
the clodvestigator
i answer to Caleb, Clodsire, Clodboy, Clod, and Bumby. very leftist.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. recovering software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
30+
he/him
sgraMrt
Joined Nov 2022
