Sherclod Holmes @wallhackio@cat.family
the clodvestigator
i go by Clodsire, Clodboy and Bumby.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
"the thing you need to understand about @wallhackio is that he is utterly sick in the head. this is partially a compliment. but not entirely" ~aescling
30+
he/him
Joined Nov 2022
@aescling thanks for reminding me to check those
@lapis you get it
@cam @alas @vaporeon_ the Luddites were based tho
I should have a second coffee ☕ 
Sherclod Holmes
boosted
@coriander my ways are a mystery even unto myself
@holly happy hoppet day!!!
@vaporeon_ I can't find it unfortunately
@coriander Patrick gets me
@coriander my ways are a mystery even unto myself
@coriander I ate it 🍴
@coriander I don't really have a love for Mario so the first movie just left me with.... nothing. It certainly was a 90 minute moving picture that I watched
Unfortunately for me I actually care about Sonic franchise so the Sonic movies genuinely offended me
@coriander I'm still very perplexed by how many people liked the first movie it makes me feel like an alien
my yt algorithm has been recommending ancient yaoi fan content from 15 years ago and it is a beautiful thing
@aescling brb reporting the bot
@BestGirlGrace ah yes deli mustard, short for delicious mustard
the clodvestigator
i go by Clodsire, Clodboy and Bumby.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
"the thing you need to understand about @wallhackio is that he is utterly sick in the head. this is partially a compliment. but not entirely" ~aescling
30+
he/him
Joined Nov 2022
