Sherclod Holmes @wallhackio@cat.family
the clodvestigator
i go by Clodsire, Clodboy and Bumby.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
"the thing you need to understand about @wallhackio is that he is utterly sick in the head. this is partially a compliment. but not entirely" ~aescling
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Joined Nov 2022
@AsterMeadows how is it in there
@coriander well you're right to do so tbh
@vaporeon_ I wrote this after you messaged us via xmpp
@coriander you doubt the almighty power of the Never Dysfunctional GlitchCat Elastic Search?
@coriander how many times have you made this toot
We are approaching the five month anniversary of this toot. You have one month remaining, Mr. Hbomb
glaceoff.social
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@lapis if mr mittens would like it then it is a moral imperative to buy one
@monorail a big lightbulb moment for me was when I realized the way they taught us to multiply >=2 digit numbers was just the distributive property
NEW LINDSEY ELLIS ON YOUTUBE????
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People on here want one thing and it's disgusting
@coriander is that a noah gervais
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@aescling @vaporeon_ no they were going to rebuild the computer, essentially killing it because it had gained sentience. it was trying to survive
@vaporeon_ if a friend/mutual likes the song then it is interesting 
the clodvestigator
i go by Clodsire, Clodboy and Bumby.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
"the thing you need to understand about @wallhackio is that he is utterly sick in the head. this is partially a compliment. but not entirely" ~aescling
30+
he/him
Joined Nov 2022
