Sherclod Holmes @wallhackio@cat.family
the clodvestigator
i go by Clodsire, Clodboy and Catwin.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
"the thing you need to understand about @wallhackio is that he is utterly sick in the head. this is partially a compliment. but not entirely" ~aescling
30+
he/him
Joined Nov 2022
Sherclod Holmes
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yellow rice is so much tastier than white rice
@coriander is this a subtoot or are you being horny
Sherclod Holmes
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Sherclod Holmes
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@packetcat finally, a truth I can boost
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absolute zero cold take: children making art good
@swiff Jesus Fucking Kris
@coriander that is great but I am broke broke
@coriander my plebianmaxxing ass hasn't seen a single one of these
alc
my neighbor invited me over for drinks and while consuming a margarita his cat hopped on my lap
you might not like it but this is what peak male performance looks like
one of the cool things about being an adult is that I can add worcestershire sauce to the recipe even though it's not written in the recipe
@alyssa it's stardew valley
@AsterMeadows mornin boss
I made it to floor 100 of the skull caverns without bringing any stairs or bombs with me, everybody clap
@lapis I'm doing good I just ate breakfast.
it is very early for me, but my sister needs to be driven somewhere tomorrow morning so I had to speed run fixing my circadian rhythm (I didn't sleep at all two nights ago)
my neighbor has invited me over to drink alcohol this afternoon so I'm looking forward to that. otherwise not too much happening today
the clodvestigator
i go by Clodsire, Clodboy and Catwin.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
"the thing you need to understand about @wallhackio is that he is utterly sick in the head. this is partially a compliment. but not entirely" ~aescling
30+
he/him
Joined Nov 2022
