Sherclod Holmes @wallhackio@cat.family
the clodvestigator
i go by Clodsire, Clodboy and Catwin.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
"the thing you need to understand about @wallhackio is that he is utterly sick in the head. this is partially a compliment. but not entirely" ~aescling
30+
he/him
Joined Nov 2022
@The_T shit I forgot Meg Thee Stallion
@The_T lol this has "oh so you like rap? then name every rapper" energy. but I'll bite
Doechii
Little Simz
Denzel Curry
Rico Nasty
Noname
JID
Kendrick Lamar
El-P
Run the Jewels
Joey Valence & Brae
Kanye West (FIRST THREE ALBUMS ONLY!!!)
Rage Against the Machine (this counts, fight me!!)
There's so many great rappers, I could say more but I won't
@The_T all the artists mentioned I have little respect for for one reason or another and while I find much of Eminem's music deeply off-putting and offensive, his talent and influence on many of today's great rappers is undeniable, and he was genuinely anti-establishment during the bush era (he had his home raided by the FBI!!!) making him a complex figure. I begrudgingly respect Eminem so I very intentionally did not put him on that list
@The_T it's something that happens every few years. Vanilla Ice, Iggy Azalea, Lil Dicky, Jack Harlow, and many more. Back when rap was a significant cultural force the masses were eager for white people who could rap
@The_T a mediocre white rapper who briefly became a phenomenon a few years ago
I am delighted by the Jack Harlow slander on my yt feed the past 24 hours
@coriander even though Abigail was over of my favorite NPCs I will never marry her again because it feels so wrong for her character arc to make her a tradwife
@coriander I love stardew but the game handles romance very poorly tbh
@Lucy I would have voted wind woker
re: food
@Lucy what a perfect way to describe Taco Bell lmfao
There's A Slug! In My Lettuce
@lapis I read this as I was making coffee
Sherclod Holmes
boosted
like my toots or else 
@vantiss coriander boosted someone subtooing the discourse and i am currently subtooting that bosst so I am already two degrees removed from the discourse, assuming that it exists at all
On the topic of the "don't favorite toots" discourse, I would like to point out that receiving favorites makes my brain happy. Therefore, instead of not favoriting posts, everyone should favorite my posts.
@BestGirlGrace best sports discourse I have seen all year tbh
@coriander this us team is giving 2024 chiefs energy
@coriander but yeah that pitch was way too fucking low to be a strike
@coriander im sorry cori but seeing you post about this on both accounts is slaying me
@The_T @vaporeon_ I once wrote a sorting algorithm with three variables named gorp, sorp, and norp and it was hell
the clodvestigator
i go by Clodsire, Clodboy and Catwin.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
"the thing you need to understand about @wallhackio is that he is utterly sick in the head. this is partially a compliment. but not entirely" ~aescling
30+
he/him
Joined Nov 2022
