Sherclod Holmes @wallhackio@cat.family
the clodvestigator
i go by Clodsire, Clodboy and Catwin.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
"the thing you need to understand about @wallhackio is that he is utterly sick in the head. this is partially a compliment. but not entirely" ~aescling
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Joined Nov 2022
re: plushie
@Taweret glad you've finally discussed the elephant in the room
@monorail yeah that was a really bad post, thanks for sharing
@monorail hell yeah I'm excited
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Broadcast booth please keep cutting to smiling latinas in the crowd
VENEZUELA WINS THE WBC ON A 100 MPH PITCH WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
@coriander i love sports pettiness
@coriander he has not been inspiring on offense in every game I have watched
@Thomas I am unemployed and want to
@Thomas I will watch it this bi-week I promise
If a certain east coast gas station chain moved to the west coast, then you could go to the Walla Walla Wawa in WA
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while you were watching the World Baseball Classic and rooting for your favorite team, I instead was rooting for the pitches to exceed 100mph. we are not the same
@coriander GET FUCKED ITALY
@sidd_harth0_5h4h a mirepoix is diced onions, carrot and celery cooked in oil/butter/lard/etc
I love making a mirepoix. Not just because it is tasty, but because knowing what a mirepoix is makes me feel like a chef
@The_T by the way who are these Japanese rappers you mentioned? I would like to know
@The_T Kanye West has revealed himself to be a horrible person but he inexplicably made incredible music in the early 2000s
the clodvestigator
i go by Clodsire, Clodboy and Catwin.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
"the thing you need to understand about @wallhackio is that he is utterly sick in the head. this is partially a compliment. but not entirely" ~aescling
30+
he/him
Joined Nov 2022
