Bumby the Loaf @wallhackio@cat.family
i go by Clodsire, Clodboy and Catwin.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
"the thing you need to understand about @wallhackio is that he is utterly sick in the head. this is partially a compliment. but not entirely" ~aescling
28+
he/him
Joined Nov 2022
@aescling @vaporeon_ whale is the 13th zodiac
@aescling @vaporeon_ sorry but id rather it be a pain in the ass instead. im sure you understand
they should give me 80k/year with benefits to teach college level physics
@aescling @vaporeon_ shoulda used a bash script 🙄 /s
@vaporeon_
1) clodsire
2) bumby
3) clodboy
4) paldean wooper
5) wooper
6) ??????
re: nsfw
@cam i just processed how insane this post is
re: nsfw
@cam i did not see that post lmfao
@cam i changed my mind im taking your phd away
@aescling @vaporeon_ not secret :[
now that im a few hundred lines deep in my bash scripts it is clear to me that i am in too complex a task for bash to be enjoyable but fuck it we ball
here on glitchcat you WILL see my youtube tracking parameters and you WILL like it!!!
Bumby the Loaf
boosted
“keep piling the blankets, foolish human! it only makes my throne taller!!”
Bumby the Loaf
boosted
@Lucy some fruit mentos. for me
i go by Clodsire, Clodboy and Catwin.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
"the thing you need to understand about @wallhackio is that he is utterly sick in the head. this is partially a compliment. but not entirely" ~aescling
28+
he/him
Joined Nov 2022
