Bumby the Loaf @wallhackio@cat.family
i go by Clodsire, Clodboy and Catwin.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
"the thing you need to understand about @wallhackio is that he is utterly sick in the head. this is partially a compliment. but not entirely" ~aescling
30+
he/him
Joined Nov 2022
ive been earning my computer toucher license back the past couple days
@cam so was mine, fuck it we ball
@cam freya tore up my couch and my blinds and my bed headrest and got fur all over my carpet and my clothes and shat on the carpet once and i would do it all again in an instant
@The_T also acceptable
if they would invent a type of cooking that doesn't require cleaning then we would live in a utopia
@norikawa In my case it took me 3 hours to do something that should have taken 15 minutes
I'm sorry computer touchers but I HATE sysadmin fuck this shit nothing ever works
@cam oh yeah the algorithm clocked me on this one too
@cam we stan a hungry king
@cam he is an eyeball of fire and would melt the ice i dont think he would do that
@cam the only thing i can think of is that they're also doing uber eats/doordash/etc and had something from mcdonald's to pick up for somebody
Bumby the Loaf
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if i was put in lord rings and had to defeat sauron i would just run in circles around him until he got dizzy and died. because i have played super mario 64 before and know how eyeballs work
Bumby the Loaf
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Bumby the Loaf
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I will repeatedly post this until you like it.
I WORKED HARD ON THIS MEME
Bumby the Loaf
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i go by Clodsire, Clodboy and Catwin.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
"the thing you need to understand about @wallhackio is that he is utterly sick in the head. this is partially a compliment. but not entirely" ~aescling
30+
he/him
Joined Nov 2022
