I want a cat but I’ve really enjoyed not having my furniture torn to shreds and my floors puked on for the past 8 years. So there’s that

but I would also really like having a creacher that lays on top of me and purrs

@cam freya tore up my couch and my blinds and my bed headrest and got fur all over my carpet and my clothes and shat on the carpet once and i would do it all again in an instant