Sherclod Holmes @wallhackio@cat.family
the clodvestigator
i answer to Caleb, Clodsire, Clodboy, Clod, and Bumby. very leftist.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. recovering software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
30+
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sgraMrt
Joined Nov 2022
@cam we stan a hungry king
@cam he is an eyeball of fire and would melt the ice i dont think he would do that
@cam the only thing i can think of is that they're also doing uber eats/doordash/etc and had something from mcdonald's to pick up for somebody
Sherclod Holmes
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if i was put in lord rings and had to defeat sauron i would just run in circles around him until he got dizzy and died. because i have played super mario 64 before and know how eyeballs work
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I will repeatedly post this until you like it.
I WORKED HARD ON THIS MEME
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my body is a machine that turns pictures of bumble into free boosts
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@BestGirlGrace @coriander love wins again!!!
re: CRITICALLY Important
@coriander I watched this three times today
if i was put in lord rings and had to defeat sauron i would just run in circles around him until he got dizzy and died. because i have played super mario 64 before and know how eyeballs work
@aescling I'm playing Overpass which is not a sicko rhythm game it keeps me hands safe
i am biologically incapable of not making my food too spicy
arroz a la cubana slaps wow
the clodvestigator
i answer to Caleb, Clodsire, Clodboy, Clod, and Bumby. very leftist.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. recovering software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
30+
he/him
sgraMrt
Joined Nov 2022
