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i'll just drop my "canada explained to americans" map here too, why not

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re: NSFW Biblically inappropriate poll that will someday get me burned at the stake 

@lapis anyone who thinks you can't fuck a flaming wheel with eyes is a COWARD

Guess who's #GotchaDay it is???

That's right! Mr Mittens the Cat!

I got him in 2014, he was around 2 when I got him so I think that makes him about 14! I just love my mitteny guy, and I'm about to tell you a secret: he's gonna get some canned food shortly.

I have a whiteboard I attached to our fridge that I use as my grocery list but my roommates have claimed it as a sketchbook

@vaporeon_ they should invent a type of vaporeon that sleeps regularly

i am normal and can be trusted to boost a regular number of pet photos

every time i see the word romantasy i see it as romantussy for a second

@The_T @amy I think they wanted to combo out of it and fucked up the follow up by inputing a second jab but I'm not sure

@The_T I don't eat it straight from the container I put it in stews and one specific pasta dish that I make

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