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Got Maeby’s nails trimmed today and while we were there I got her this special toy that’s meant to be destroyed. It’s a chicken and when she rips the top layer off there’s another layer that looks like an egg, then when she rips *that* off it’s a ball

@vaporeon_ it doesn't matter which, i'd do it just for the love of the game

@coriander @aescling they should invent a type of goblin who has a list of their favorite metal albums in some sort of publicly-accessible location

@soft not sure why but the description simply being "a man" fucking killed me

@vaporeon_ imagine if all computer hardware were able to shake it like a polaroid picture

re: how clodsires ride bicycles 

@holly @vaporeon_ thank you :)

@vaporeon_ it took me basically a full day to build my PC it was a horrible nightmare

@coriander @aescling I don't recommend watching it but Survivor is actually a good show, it "gets" how to edit reality television better then most

The thing about Barnaby is he's somehow even dumber than he looks

@Lucy i just talked to god and they said lucies are allowed to have fun

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📟🐱 GlitchCat

A small, community‐oriented Mastodon‐compatible Fediverse (GlitchSoc) instance managed as a joint venture between the cat and KIBI families.