Sherclod Holmes @wallhackio@cat.family
the clodvestigator
i answer to Caleb, Clodsire, Clodboy, Clod, and Bumby. very leftist.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. recovering software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
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sgraMrt
Joined Nov 2022
@coriander @aescling I don't recommend watching it but Survivor is actually a good show, it "gets" how to edit reality television better then most
Sherclod Holmes
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The thing about Barnaby is he's somehow even dumber than he looks
@Lucy i just talked to god and they said lucies are allowed to have fun
@coriander controversial but true
@coriander oh did they just invent a goblin that would let me teach them physics
Sherclod Holmes
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@vaporeon_ owning one is a dream of mine
Sherclod Holmes
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cryptic clue whose definition is “anagram indicator?” and whose solution is ANYTHING
@aescling but im right tho
@lapis ponder the blob
@vaporeon_ and clodsires
@vaporeon_ having been stressed in college I understand this 100%
@soft coffee is the cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems
How many roommates does it take to procure a five dollar bill?
The entire bag of avocados is ripe it's a Christmas miracle!!!
the clodvestigator
i answer to Caleb, Clodsire, Clodboy, Clod, and Bumby. very leftist.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. recovering software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
30+
he/him
sgraMrt
Joined Nov 2022
