Sherclod Holmes @wallhackio@cat.family
the clodvestigator
i go by Clodsire, Clodboy and Bumby.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
"the thing you need to understand about @wallhackio is that he is utterly sick in the head. this is partially a compliment. but not entirely" ~aescling
30+
he/him
Joined Nov 2022
@vaporeon_ I would never aqq you of abusing your power
@coriander i wish that coriander will favorite this toot
@monorail falco deserves it
sportsball
There have been 596 teams in NFL history which have had a +150 total yard differential and +3 turnover differential. The median point differential in these games is +29
After last night, the Rams are one of only two of these teams in NFL history who lost
@Lucy show us your porn or else report
@wigglytuffitout I would like to see Goldblum channel Adam West Batman
Sherclod Holmes
boosted
@Satsuma I'm just looking at online library catalogs
@Satsuma looks like the michigan library system has better support for lesbian cinema
@Satsuma they actually have this one! but its checked out so you will have to be patient
@Satsuma i have been wondering if I will be able to appreciate Speed Racer more now than I did when I watched it in high school
@Satsuma oh this one also looks cool
@Satsuma yes I watched it in a discord that I believe you were a part of, it was great
@Satsuma does not exist in our library unfortunately. this one seems interesting though
@Satsuma does not exist according to the library
@Satsuma the library doesn't have creed on blu-ray 
the clodvestigator
i go by Clodsire, Clodboy and Bumby.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
"the thing you need to understand about @wallhackio is that he is utterly sick in the head. this is partially a compliment. but not entirely" ~aescling
30+
he/him
Joined Nov 2022
