Sherclod Holmes @wallhackio@cat.family
the clodvestigator
i answer to Caleb, Clodsire, Clodboy, Clod, and Bumby. very leftist.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. recovering software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
30+
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sgraMrt
Joined Nov 2022
Sherclod Holmes
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@vaporeon_ the hell is a mainboard
@vaporeon_ cause eBay sux
Sherclod Holmes
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MOSES: Pharaoh, I diagnose you with Letma
PHARAOH: Oh no, what's Letma?
MOSES: LETMA PEOPLE GO
i am normal and can be trusted with a pack of 45 Costco hot dogs
Sherclod Holmes
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@coriander @wallhackio it was just something I did randomly one time and it weirdly became a thing
@The_T @vaporeon_ are you type 1 or type 2
@The_T @vaporeon_ @amy that's good, it'd be too many carbs after the eating the giant glob of rice just sitting on the right side of the sandwich
@The_T @vaporeon_ @amy id eat that sandwich
@vaporeon_ @The_T @amy clodsires do not like to be washed, we like the mud
Do any of followers know the origin of using "spider-man" as a "see votes" option on fedi polls?
@coriander I have no strong feelings one way or another on this topic so your hot take is safe with me
re: loud?
@vaporeon_ @aescling clearly that was umbreon's voice
@vaporeon_ piscine humanoid
@coriander oh yeah you're a foot person, no wonder you like his movies
@monorail damn it i missed the poll
@coriander haven't seen that one!
the clodvestigator
i answer to Caleb, Clodsire, Clodboy, Clod, and Bumby. very leftist.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. recovering software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
30+
he/him
sgraMrt
Joined Nov 2022
