Sherclod Holmes @wallhackio@cat.family
the clodvestigator
i answer to Caleb, Clodsire, Clodboy, Clod, and Bumby. very leftist.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. recovering software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
30+
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sgraMrt
Joined Nov 2022
Sherclod Holmes
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I currently have this red bruise/scrape on the center of my forehead like Harry Potter's scar or something, and I'm thinking of telling people I got it intervening in a mugging.
gonna be like "I saw some teens wrestling an old lady's purse away, and I just felt compelled to jump in because I knew I could overpower the teens and the lady. and hey, free purse."
Sherclod Holmes
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re: Message from Mr Mittens
@lapis thank you for your wisdom, mr mittens
Costco won't take Discover 
@cam i miss nothing else.
@cam what i miss from working retail is that is kept me active and physically fit
@amy hi crossword woman I'm watching a football game but I could play during commercials
@SportsGoblin football, the game where the rules are made up and the points don't matter
@SportsGoblin I learn a new rule every game of football I watch
non vegetarian food
roasted pork tenderloin 🤤
@SportsGoblin I did not know this was even happening
my roommates and i are normal and can be trusted with 50 chocolate chip cookies
@sidd_harth0_5h4h I never have but I would love to someday!
@sidd_harth0_5h4h that says "why not both" in spanish
@sidd_harth0_5h4h por que no los dos?
Sherclod Holmes
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Sherclod Holmes
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@sidd_harth0_5h4h @velexiraptor combining pieces from multiple different model kits to augment an existing model or create something new
the clodvestigator
i answer to Caleb, Clodsire, Clodboy, Clod, and Bumby. very leftist.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. recovering software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
30+
he/him
sgraMrt
Joined Nov 2022
