Sherclod Holmes @wallhackio@cat.family
the clodvestigator
i go by Clodsire, Clodboy and Bumby.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
"the thing you need to understand about @wallhackio is that he is utterly sick in the head. this is partially a compliment. but not entirely" ~aescling
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Joined Nov 2022
roommate after seeing this toot: "actually I think George Lucas's wife carried the original trilogy"
@coriander @Thomas being on fedi long enough makes me forget what is normal
Last time I rewatched the original star wars trilogy I felt the score carries the films
@Thomas @coriander the movie. Not the fictional Empire.
@Thomas @coriander i am one of those weird Empire defenders
@cam 15% of women have never played Lisa the Painful
@coriander what is moonman's favorite star war
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Yukon Cornelius is reading and judging your Star Wars oppinions
@cam what are we talking about here
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Time for an ultimate throwback
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@amy how does it compare to harder bester faster oatmeal
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QmQ9GkzptLQ
@Lucy imo its pretty obvious hes a maasdam-style emmental cheese
@Satsuma this was supposed to be a reply to something but i missed
imo its pretty obvious hes a maasdam-style emmental cheese
@Lucy very nearly a monosyllabic sentence
@coriander i guess you can be forgiven.
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I'm snuggled up in bed under my weighted blanket with Sprout on one side of me and Yukon Cornelius on the other
the clodvestigator
i go by Clodsire, Clodboy and Bumby.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
"the thing you need to understand about @wallhackio is that he is utterly sick in the head. this is partially a compliment. but not entirely" ~aescling
30+
he/him
Joined Nov 2022
