Advent of Clod @wallhackio@cat.family

@coriander @holly Instant Crush, Touch, and Doin' It Right are all quite good. I love Motherboard too

@coriander @holly UNFATHOMABLE instant crush slander

@coriander @holly what the FUCK

@coriander reported for even putting this idea in my head

@amy im being forced to talk a walk crossword woman

@coriander @maple just wanted to let you know this was a very good post

@maple rice!!

@vaporeon_ @cam in high school my chemistry teacher kindly informed me and @aescling that he had never seen a pair of students break more things in lab than us

@vaporeon_ @monorail I meant it sarcastically, and I am a only a Level 1 Python Goon so I don't know what "better approach" that holly seems to be suggesting exists here

@monorail @vaporeon_ imagine being so dumb that you know how to solve problems instead of memorizing parts of the standard library which can do the problems for you

@vaporeon_ @cam yesterday my roommates had some ceramic bowls that we used to serve ourselves and I picked one up and for reasons that i cannot explain, i accidentally slammed it back down on the pile and shattered my bowl

@monorail I am not authorized to view your garbage

@vaporeon_ @cam when I was a kid I broke fucking everything

Of course, as an adult I still continue to do this but I did it as a kid too

@cam I don't actually hate kids I just like saying fuck them kids

Brian Branch achilles tear :(

@cam that's because we're always getting it cut

@cam if you were turned into a baby i would do this to you

@monorail Python and JavaScript are wonderful languages that have both settled for dogshit package management