Sherclod Holmes @wallhackio@cat.family
the clodvestigator
i go by Clodsire, Clodboy and Bumby.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
"the thing you need to understand about @wallhackio is that he is utterly sick in the head. this is partially a compliment. but not entirely" ~aescling
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Joined Nov 2022
Sherclod Holmes
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the era of website boys is done.
it's time for a website wizard.
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@coriander men and women but as a beautiful Concept, in all their incredible intricacies
Here represented: we are the cat, the flower is seeing/thinking about men/women
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@vaporeon_ not even one of the top 20 most embarrassing moment of recent american politics
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chipotle chilis my beloved
@coriander oh wait this slaps
sorry
@coriander Now you must acquire a taste for: Playboi Carti
re: disco elysium
@coriander have you seen the Calypso meme
re: disco elysium
@coriander OH SHIT
disco elysium
@coriander I hear that if Kim gets injured badly enough during the "combat" section that Cuno will follow you for the rest of the game
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Cuno's on that insane shit, that high speed lightning that lets him outrun the pigs through the Nth Dimension. Cuno doesn't fuckin care.
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Studying a corkboard, stroking my chin in thought, then stepping forward and hanging a red string connecting two index cards
The first reads THIS SHIT AIN'T NOTHING TO ME, MAN
The second CUNO DOESN'T FUCKING CARE
the clodvestigator
i go by Clodsire, Clodboy and Bumby.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
"the thing you need to understand about @wallhackio is that he is utterly sick in the head. this is partially a compliment. but not entirely" ~aescling
30+
he/him
Joined Nov 2022
