Big Clod, Tiny 🎈 @wallhackio@cat.family
kept afloat by big ideas.
you can call me Caleb or Clodsire. i also go by clodboy and catwin. i am not picky about names (unless its one amy made up)
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
pfp is by @The_T
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
"i know your taste in movies well enough to discount your opinion" ~globin
"caleb is the only person on this websites who truly understands what the report button is for: 'i don't like this post'" ~holly
30+
straight
he/him
Joined Nov 2022
Big Clod, Tiny 🎈
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im doing something at 7:30PM EST join me now or else https://www.crosswithfriends.com/beta/game/100076997-criff
Butter chicken :)
@vaporeon_ typo guy who presses the wrong key on the keyboard
@vaporeon_ @aescling or consider a Vaporeon, Eevee, and fennec in a trenchcoat
@vaporeon_ I really wish it were possible to pin another's toot
@holly sorry but you are over the age of 18 which is the condition for being old, sorry I don't make the rules
Here at glitchcat you WILL be tagged in the hellthread and you WILL like it
re: nyt 11/12/2025 spoiler
@vaporeon_ @monorail @cam grapefruit juice is SO GOOD ugjjfjgjgjdjsksldkfjdgm
re: nyt 11/12/2025 spoiler
@vaporeon_ @monorail @cam it is now a life goal of mine to force you to eat one
re: nyt 11/12/2025 spoiler
@vaporeon_ @monorail @cam i fucking love grapefruit but a lot of people have a gene that makes them taste abhorrent
re: nyt 11/12/2025 spoiler
@vaporeon_ @monorail @cam are they uncommon in Germany?
re: nyt 11/12/2025 spoiler
@vaporeon_ @monorail @cam it's a very large green wrinkly grapefruit and its not sour like most grapefruit
re: nyt 11/12/2025 spoiler
@monorail @vaporeon_ @cam also my time working in the produce aisle finally amounted to something (i knew what an ugli fruit was)
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nyt 11/12/2025 spoiler
@monorail @vaporeon_ @cam on the NYT app the puzzle makes more sense tbh
kept afloat by big ideas.
you can call me Caleb or Clodsire. i also go by clodboy and catwin. i am not picky about names (unless its one amy made up)
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
pfp is by @The_T
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
"i know your taste in movies well enough to discount your opinion" ~globin
"caleb is the only person on this websites who truly understands what the report button is for: 'i don't like this post'" ~holly
30+
straight
he/him
Joined Nov 2022
