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@NaClKnight reported for Reese's Cup slander.

We stored some of our candy for trick or treaters is a large bowl with Eevee on it and a kid saw it and just started excitedly showing "Eevee!!!" over and over again

@coriander fuck yeah

@Lucy I just bought some the other day too 🤤

@vaporeon_ this whole toolchain that we built around Torque consists entirely of uncommented code and nobody knew how it works

@vaporeon_ we used Torque, and xml-based framework for designing database schema. However, an employee ten years ago who no longer worked there built an object-oriented framework around torque so that use could use functions from a "TableBuilder" static java class to define tables and then we had a script that would generate the XML from those classes and then use Torque to generate Java classes from that XML

This would produce over 10000 Java classes to represent every entity in our database because our project was a clusterfuck, and my IDE would sometimes crash when I tried to browse the giant folder containing 10000 classes

@coriander emjojo

@vaporeon_ the back at our old job used java. it was a frankenstein of four different frameworks and there was no documentation telling you which of the four was being used for any particular thing and you just had to figure out on the spot which is was every time you worked on it

@coriander hell yeah

@coriander in a good way or an anxiety way

@coriander congrats on breaking containment

@wigglytuffitout there are dozens of us on fedi! dozens!!!!

@vaporeon_ are you sure about that

@vaporeon_ whatd you say i didnt catch that

@aescling horrible admins here im leaving

@aescling fuck

tony tawk after inputting ⬇️ ➡️⭕ in thps2

@vaporeon_ @aescling but shittier

@vaporeon_ @aescling evil entities have been seen using m*crosoft cl*pchamp.....