@vaporeon_ touchscreen keyboards were a mistake
@vaporeon_ they should let me write beautiful javascript on my tiny portable computer
@BestGirlGrace federation weirdness won't let me see what this was a reply to but i favorited because monads mentioned
@monorail backwards long jump
@coriander hi goblin did the weighted blanket save you
@coriander i watched bong joon ho's Mother right after watching Hereditary which is an insane combo if you have mommy issues. or so ive been told
@coriander i thought you meant he showered in his underwear and then you were like "yeah i get that now" and i was like "the fuck"
@coriander I had no idea until rather recently that some people consider Drew Gooden and the whole army of White Boys Who Talk About Shit to be video essayists
(I like Drew Gooden this is not shade)
@coriander .................in his underwear?
@onfy that is a hotly contested topic
@monorail enjoy this blessing when you see this tomorrow
@amy helloooo
@onfy no, because it's not real
@cam could be an edited photo, im not convinced.
the clodvestigator
i answer to Caleb, Clodsire, Clodboy, Clod, and Bumby. very leftist.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. recovering software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
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"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
30+
he/him
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